You Can't Scare Me, I Teach.

Some people fear haunted houses, scary movies, or creepy crawlies—but teachers? They face spelling tests, surprise assemblies, and parent-teacher nights without flinching. This tee is for the fearless educators who laugh in the face of chaos and keep teaching anyway. With the bold slogan “You Can’t Scare Me, I Teach,” it’s perfect for Halloween season or any day you want to show off your classroom courage.

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather blends add comfort with cotton/poly teamwork
• Soft, lightweight fabric that makes even the longest school day less frightening
• Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink away like missing homework
• Shoulder taping and side seams sturdy enough for recess monsters and hallway stampedes
• A classic fit that makes bravery look as good as it feels

Wear it, teach it, and prove that nothing is scarier than a teacher who’s ready for anything.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!