According To My Calculations, I Need Coffee

$22.50

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Your logic is flawless, your equations are airtight—and your need for coffee is non-negotiable. This tee is the official uniform for educators who start their day with both a caffeine boost and a clever quip. Soft, smart, and just the right amount of stretchy, it’s built for the classroom, the coffee shop, or the cross-campus dash.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort (Heather colors contain polyester for added durability)
• Lightweight at 4.2 oz./yd²—so you can sprint to the break room without breaking a sweat
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because surprises belong in lesson plans, not laundry
• Side-seamed construction for a fit that flatters every grade level
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping built to outlast even Monday mornings

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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